Crazy Leg Syndrome

This is what it seems I am indeed blogging upside down. Thats how dull my day is being, the highlight of it is the head rush I'm getting. Its poo! I took a picture of me blogging upside down but its the MOST unflattering picture of me that has ever existed and I don't hate myself enough to put it on the internets.

I've been at my home home (a.k.a not my college home) this week due to the fact that I'm on midterm and I haven't really been talking to anyone to do with college. Its Thursday and I've only realised this. I haven't done this on purpose, it just happened. I spent the first few days at work then college work around housework I had a town-day yesterday with my friend and todays its been lotsa housework around upside down blogging in preparation for my parents coming home from New York where they are currently holidaying.

Its been quite a nice week I caught up with friends and caught up on my sleep. 10 hours a night for four nights is nothing to be sneezed at.  Its been a great week but this update is a short one. The washing maching is finished and I have hoovering to do!

Love and giggles!
 Miss M! x

For the past week I’ve been without little or no Internet in my home. I’ve come to realize it’s not as bad as I first thought it was. At first I thought it was the most terrible thing to happen to anyone ever, but as the days past…something changed…

The discovery of my limbs led me to do many wondrous things I had rarely experienced before. During which time I got to see stuff like…the outside.

Fresh air swept through my nose like vicks vapour rub and I was bounding around like a lamb who just found its legs! Though, I became quickly out of breath and needed to sit down for a while.

I also got to see something I rarely saw when the virtual world proved dominant…people!

There is lots and lots of people on the planet. I saw like a few hundred or something…woah. While too nervous to talk to most I swiftly became adapted to their customs, like using paper money and purchasing stuff…in a store!

By the end of the day I was tired and slumped on bed. After a while of staring at the wall not really thinking about anything, I suddenly burst into tears and demanded that the internet be mine once again and if it wasn’t my face would end up something like this and people would just have to live with it.

I guess some things never change.

ZombieNerd.

I'm going to tell you all about myself. I'm not an interesting person. In fact I'm quite boring so I'll keep this short and sweet. But where to start? I'm no good at picking out my good qualities.

People say I have amazing eyes. They're a light blue that go icy gray in the sun. I have long eyelashes that have been envied by some. I have a massive lower lip that I always chew the inside of. I've a pretty average nose that I'm neither happy nor unhappy with. I just about reach 5'4" which basically means I can't reach the top shelf most of time time. I've been called a range of things from mysterious to bitchy to talkative to just plain mental.

I don't know what I'd categorise myself as. There was a time where I was a touch on the emo side. Let me show you a picture.

And then from the above to the following:

In the space of about two years. Scary. My eyes look like something out of a japanese cartoon in the first one, but its very representative of what my eye make up was like at that stage. My Mam called it my drug addict make up.

I'll give you an example of what I look like these days.

We are nerds. Its a cold hard fact. We like to insult each other in nerdy terms. Here are some pertaining to Youtube.

If you were a Youtube video:

1. you'd have a plugin error.
2. you'd be out of sync.
3. your audio would be removed due to a copyright claim by WGM.
4. you'd be flagged.
5. you'd have a caption saying "not suitable for children'.
6. your annotations wouldn't work.
7. you'd be unlisted.
8. there wouldn't be a thumbs up button.
9. you'd be thumbs down.
10. you'd have 0 views.
11. RayWilliamJohnson wouldn't slag you.
12. you'd be removed by author.
13. you'd be edited by Windows Movie Maker.
14. you'd be uploaded directly from iPhone.
15. you'd be done in one take.
16. you'd be picked up by fail blog.
17. you'd be shot by Don Slyne's Students.
18. you wouldn't be muxed!!! 

I am writing this to share a meaningful experience, not to brag of travels!






I also keep some of the butterflies I caught when Coldplay released them into the crowd when they played Phoenix park in 2009. The folded up post-it is a favourite quote of mine "When my enemies stop hissing, I shall know I'm slipping" - Maria Callas.





I picked up the green card at the Cape Clear International Storytelling Festival.