Crazy Leg Syndrome

For the past week I’ve been without little or no Internet in my home. I’ve come to realize it’s not as bad as I first thought it was. At first I thought it was the most terrible thing to happen to anyone ever, but as the days past…something changed…

The discovery of my limbs led me to do many wondrous things I had rarely experienced before. During which time I got to see stuff like…the outside.

Fresh air swept through my nose like vicks vapour rub and I was bounding around like a lamb who just found its legs! Though, I became quickly out of breath and needed to sit down for a while.

I also got to see something I rarely saw when the virtual world proved dominant…people!

There is lots and lots of people on the planet. I saw like a few hundred or something…woah. While too nervous to talk to most I swiftly became adapted to their customs, like using paper money and purchasing stuff…in a store!

By the end of the day I was tired and slumped on bed. After a while of staring at the wall not really thinking about anything, I suddenly burst into tears and demanded that the internet be mine once again and if it wasn’t my face would end up something like this and people would just have to live with it.

I guess some things never change.

ZombieNerd.