Crazy Leg Syndrome

Sorry to disappoint with the title, this will be underwhelming to most of you. :P

I am a nocturnal creature. This is not up for debate or speculation, this is simply fact. Unfortunately none of my family members seem to agree. Because of this night time has become a sort of game for me – If I manage to stay awake the whole night without waking anyone up then victory is mine. However, this is no easy task to achieve; many obstacles stand in my way…

Some of the more frequent reasons why I lose this game are listed below.

My mother and her super hearing combined with her light sleeping means even as I go to turn my light off she will hear me and I will lose.





She can also hear me when I walk down the stairs to get a drink.



And so on…



Basically it’s just my mother who hears me. She’s also a dragon/dinosaur in case you couldn’t tell.
Well, besides the near death experiences and the stern talking to I get whenever I lose…this game is pretty fun.

-Zombie Nerd